1 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:11,281 YOU DISTURB ME 2 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:12,513 During Christ... 3 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:21,458 Come on! Let's go! 4 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:27,417 Come on. 5 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:31,377 Sheeps have to move by themselves. 6 00:02:31,781 --> 00:02:34,579 Go, Lost! 7 00:02:36,381 --> 00:02:38,941 Do not stop! 8 00:02:39,141 --> 00:02:42,895 Come here! Go to the other side! 9 00:02:43,501 --> 00:02:47,336 Look, I'll quit, I'll change job! 10 00:02:47,702 --> 00:02:51,455 I will be no longer a sheperd. Come here! 11 00:02:54,701 --> 00:02:58,137 Do not make me angry, it's late. 12 00:02:59,101 --> 00:03:00,581 Come. 13 00:03:04,782 --> 00:03:09,014 Lost, come here! 14 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:12,294 Is it you, Benign? 15 00:03:13,222 --> 00:03:15,258 Benign! 16 00:03:16,182 --> 00:03:19,937 Lost! 17 00:03:20,263 --> 00:03:23,494 Come here! Do you want to be alone? 18 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,979 I'm so unlucky with sheeps... 19 00:03:27,183 --> 00:03:29,060 Come here! 20 00:03:29,263 --> 00:03:32,938 Benign! - Hi, Joseph! 21 00:03:33,143 --> 00:03:35,180 How are you? - Fine, and you? 22 00:03:35,384 --> 00:03:37,978 Fine. - Come here! 23 00:03:38,304 --> 00:03:42,138 Joseph! - My dear Benign... 24 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:47,612 How are you? - And you? - Fine. 25 00:03:47,824 --> 00:03:51,500 We never meet. Did you grow your beard? 26 00:03:51,705 --> 00:03:54,936 It's nice, isn't it? - Well done. 27 00:03:55,145 --> 00:03:59,297 Do you remember how much fun we had as kids? 28 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,143 And now... 29 00:04:01,345 --> 00:04:05,782 How are things going? - Bad, unfortunately. 30 00:04:05,985 --> 00:04:08,625 I'm loosing all the sheeps. 31 00:04:08,826 --> 00:04:12,455 Do you remember the flock I had? It looked like a cloud. 32 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:16,856 Someone must have put a spell on me. 33 00:04:17,066 --> 00:04:20,217 Every day 10 sheeps are getting lost, I lost my dog and everything... 34 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:23,339 Only this one... 35 00:04:23,827 --> 00:04:25,465 ...is left... 36 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:29,785 I've lost even the last one! That's my end as a sheperd. 37 00:04:29,987 --> 00:04:33,582 I'm sorry. Do you need a flock? 38 00:04:33,787 --> 00:04:35,823 I wish. 39 00:04:37,107 --> 00:04:41,498 Are you free tonight? - Yes, why? 40 00:04:41,707 --> 00:04:45,859 Me and Mary have been invited for a dinner... - You and Mary? 41 00:04:46,067 --> 00:04:49,662 Yes, do you remember her? - Your wife. 42 00:04:49,867 --> 00:04:54,179 I haven't seen her for a long time, how is she? - Fine, thanks. 43 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:59,097 We'd have to leave our little boy alone... 44 00:04:59,308 --> 00:05:02,266 Boy? What!? 45 00:05:03,028 --> 00:05:07,101 Didn't you have a girl? - No, a boy. 46 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,742 A boy? - Jesus. 47 00:05:09,948 --> 00:05:13,942 Jesus? - He's a lively boy, a little devil. He never sleeps. 48 00:05:14,149 --> 00:05:16,868 Is his name Jesus? - Yes. - Nice! 49 00:05:17,069 --> 00:05:20,379 Do you want me to watch over him? - Yes. 50 00:05:20,589 --> 00:05:24,377 One evening you and Mary have to come to my house. - Sure. 51 00:05:24,589 --> 00:05:27,820 Someone else will watch over him. 52 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:32,147 Go, I'll watch over him. 53 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:35,343 Thanks, Benign. 54 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:39,659 Mary, come! Benign will be watching over Jesus. 55 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:43,658 Joseph, you've got a bit fat. 56 00:05:43,870 --> 00:05:47,386 Lost! I've lost all the sheeps! 57 00:05:53,071 --> 00:05:55,631 Thanks, Benign. 58 00:05:58,671 --> 00:06:01,265 You're welcome, Mary... 59 00:06:07,312 --> 00:06:09,587 Let's go, Mary. 60 00:06:19,993 --> 00:06:22,348 Have fun! 61 00:06:33,712 --> 00:06:36,181 A boy? 62 00:06:52,594 --> 00:06:55,062 Jesus! Little Jesus... 63 00:06:55,274 --> 00:06:57,629 Where are you? 64 00:06:58,514 --> 00:07:00,152 Jesus! 65 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:03,744 He's hidden to scare me. 66 00:07:04,874 --> 00:07:06,432 Hey? 67 00:07:09,235 --> 00:07:13,786 You want to scare me, but I do scare you! 68 00:07:14,395 --> 00:07:17,307 I'm Benign,... 69 00:07:17,515 --> 00:07:20,587 ...the wicked devil! 70 00:07:20,795 --> 00:07:23,912 How nice ancient lamps! 71 00:07:24,115 --> 00:07:25,947 Jesus! 72 00:07:27,516 --> 00:07:29,234 Jesus! 73 00:07:29,796 --> 00:07:32,868 I'm Satan Beelzebub,... 74 00:07:33,396 --> 00:07:36,672 ...I'm looking for Jesus! 75 00:07:38,116 --> 00:07:40,630 Look, there's a lot of stuff here. 76 00:08:01,598 --> 00:08:04,476 I wish I had a boy like you. 77 00:08:04,678 --> 00:08:07,590 Instead my Lazarus... 78 00:08:07,798 --> 00:08:12,553 ...is nice, but unbearable. I can't make him get up from bed. 79 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:17,388 Every morning I use to shout: "Lazarus, walk! Arise!" 80 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:23,548 He pretends to be dead and lies in till 4 pm. 81 00:08:24,198 --> 00:08:27,986 What a lazybones, my dear Joshua. 82 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:33,633 Look how nice business your father has started up! 83 00:08:34,319 --> 00:08:39,677 At the beginning he looked a bit silly, no offence. 84 00:08:39,879 --> 00:08:45,511 As kids we had fun of him, we used to say: "Here's Joseph!" 85 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:50,631 I thought that he would not even get married,... 86 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:56,957 ...instead he has a nice wife, a nice business, a nice boy... 87 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:00,596 Jesus! Little Jesus! 88 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:04,271 Where did you go? 89 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:11,877 Nothing's coming to my mind to entertain you...you're a serious kid! 90 00:09:12,081 --> 00:09:16,711 My dear Jesus, here we are, me and you! 91 00:09:16,961 --> 00:09:20,034 You're serious...how old are you? 92 00:09:21,402 --> 00:09:26,396 Five! Well said, you look as old as you're. 93 00:09:27,122 --> 00:09:31,035 Did I ever tell you about when you were born? 94 00:09:31,242 --> 00:09:34,279 Very nice! You'd have seen what a celebration! 95 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:38,442 It had been snowing all night long. 96 00:09:38,643 --> 00:09:42,318 I brought a sheep to your father and mother in a hut. 97 00:09:42,523 --> 00:09:47,119 Sky was starry, it looked like a crèche. 98 00:09:47,323 --> 00:09:53,115 People came from everywhere, a convention had to be held probably somewhere. 99 00:09:53,324 --> 00:09:58,318 Camels, blacks, Americans, Yugoslavs arrived,... 100 00:09:58,524 --> 00:10:00,754 ...people from everywhere! 101 00:10:00,964 --> 00:10:05,400 It looked like a carnival! I had fun. 102 00:10:05,603 --> 00:10:11,236 But it was not carnival, it was Christmas! You were born just for Christmas. 103 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,641 On December the 25th, year zero. 104 00:10:14,844 --> 00:10:20,840 You were born just in year zero, infact we're in the 5th year after Jesus now, so to say. 105 00:10:21,044 --> 00:10:22,443 Yes. 106 00:10:22,644 --> 00:10:26,957 On December the 25th, you're Capricorn. 107 00:10:27,885 --> 00:10:31,798 It's a nice sign, even lucky. 108 00:10:32,005 --> 00:10:35,964 It's just the sign of ordinary people... 109 00:10:36,165 --> 00:10:38,963 ...living a peaceful life, with no jolts. 110 00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:42,761 You'll have a rather regular life, I'm happy for you. 111 00:10:42,966 --> 00:10:46,641 My dear Jesus, life is hard. 112 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:50,885 Today one needs to make miracles to go ahead. 113 00:10:51,086 --> 00:10:53,600 I'm giving you an advice. 114 00:10:53,806 --> 00:10:58,675 Do not deal with politics, forget that,... 115 00:10:58,887 --> 00:11:02,926 ...do not make speeches in front of people. 116 00:11:03,127 --> 00:11:06,437 Religion is even worse. 117 00:11:06,647 --> 00:11:10,845 Priests are terrible, they are swines. 118 00:11:12,847 --> 00:11:17,399 They are corrupt, they affect your intestine. 119 00:11:17,608 --> 00:11:21,760 Power, fights, forget them. 120 00:11:22,008 --> 00:11:26,877 They overcome you, they press you into power, got it? 121 00:11:27,088 --> 00:11:30,922 Be strong, do not get oppressed. 122 00:11:31,128 --> 00:11:34,485 And if one slaps in your cheek,... 123 00:11:34,689 --> 00:11:38,284 ...punch him on his gums,... 124 00:11:38,529 --> 00:11:41,282 ...so you won't be punched back. 125 00:11:41,489 --> 00:11:44,208 Got it? 126 00:11:44,929 --> 00:11:49,765 Then marry a local, nice,... 127 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:54,485 ...healthy girl, with no infections and make a family. 128 00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:59,717 Do not get married soon though, enjoy life! 129 00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:04,639 Enjoy it till 32, 33 years at least. 130 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:08,889 Wine, dances, dancing parties,... 131 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:13,561 ...drink, throw yourself on the ground, 'cause life is short! 132 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:16,603 Fire blew out! 133 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,360 Is there some wood? 134 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:24,965 That's an advice I can give you. 135 00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:39,881 Look, just on your foot! 136 00:12:40,412 --> 00:12:45,645 Look how strange woods your father is making. 137 00:12:48,412 --> 00:12:51,722 Do you want me to imitate a horse? Do you know it? 138 00:12:51,932 --> 00:12:56,563 Come, I always do that with my son. 139 00:12:56,973 --> 00:12:59,328 Here. 140 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:02,331 The horse. 141 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:10,083 Look what I have to do. The horse has become lame. 142 00:13:10,293 --> 00:13:13,491 Onto ground. One, two, three! 143 00:13:18,974 --> 00:13:22,284 Enough, I give up! 144 00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:28,775 You're completely dirty. 145 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:34,925 Yours will say that I'm a dirty sheperd, used to lambs. 146 00:13:35,135 --> 00:13:38,969 I use to wash dirty lambs in a tub. 147 00:13:39,175 --> 00:13:43,247 Last bucketful, bath is ready. 148 00:13:44,735 --> 00:13:48,125 Come here, a nice dive. 149 00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:54,613 A nice dive... 150 00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:58,611 Down. 151 00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:02,213 This water must be hard. 152 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:06,967 I've got a softer water at my home, one can go down. 153 00:14:07,176 --> 00:14:09,815 This is a different water. 154 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,372 Look what kind of water they use here. Nice. 155 00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:25,935 You can swim in a strange style, "Jesus' style". 156 00:14:26,257 --> 00:14:31,206 Freestyle, it's a very free one. 157 00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:34,410 Come on. 158 00:14:35,498 --> 00:14:39,889 Down. But you're not a child, you're a rubber boat. 159 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:48,452 You know, there're some strange people who can go down into the water. 160 00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:53,858 I met some children who can go down into the water. 161 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,698 How strange children. 162 00:14:56,899 --> 00:15:00,016 So I will wash your feet,... 163 00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:02,568 ...your feet are tidy. 164 00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:06,455 It's a trick, isn't it? 165 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:10,653 I can also make it, I can stand on ice. 166 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,135 Let's wash ourselves this way. 167 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:16,491 Also my nephew Judas use to play jokes on me. 168 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:22,970 He's sly, evil, a snake. But he's good, he always kisses me. 169 00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:28,334 Show me...Your head and even your face are not to be washed. 170 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,577 An ear, the other one... 171 00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:34,453 What's in here? 172 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:37,652 Enough, let's dry ourselves off. 173 00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:40,011 Dry off! 174 00:15:40,301 --> 00:15:42,815 Ok. 175 00:15:43,181 --> 00:15:49,336 Look how dirty you were and you didn't want to wash yourself! 176 00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:53,454 Come, bath is over. Are you hungry? 177 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:59,055 I'd like to have a dinner. There's nothing unfortunately. 178 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:03,255 Better, I think that a fish is left. 179 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:07,341 But it's only one, this. Who is going to eat it? 180 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:11,057 Me? Thanks, very kind of you. 181 00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:14,420 It's even good. 182 00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:18,139 Dinner is over, there's nothing anymore. 183 00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:20,095 Thanks. 184 00:16:20,783 --> 00:16:24,935 Look over there! A private ownership. 185 00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:27,020 Look here! 186 00:16:29,784 --> 00:16:35,302 Another one! I'm giving you this, you eat it and dinner is over... 187 00:16:35,504 --> 00:16:40,020 They are even good. They are really well made. 188 00:16:40,224 --> 00:16:44,900 Look over there! There's a veal with no milk! 189 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,380 Look! 190 00:16:47,665 --> 00:16:50,259 Miracle, the biggest miracle ever! 191 00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:55,059 See? I can do it even with bread. 192 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,223 If you give a loaf,... 193 00:16:58,425 --> 00:17:03,546 I'll make 712 loafs and a baker appear. 194 00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:08,217 It depends on the day. Look there! 195 00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:12,056 Nothing, sometimes I fail. 196 00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:16,497 It can be useful when you're grown up, if you're in some troubles. 197 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:22,065 I like you because you're joyous. I like all your family. 198 00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:26,464 You, your father Joseph, hard working,... 199 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,863 ...your mother Mary... 200 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:33,895 Mary... 201 00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:41,707 Mary...Mary...I can even tell you,... 202 00:17:41,907 --> 00:17:48,016 I've always liked your mother Mary a lot. 203 00:17:52,268 --> 00:17:58,582 When we were young, I was just in love with her. 204 00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:05,544 Yes, I liked her. I was a young boy, not ugly... 205 00:18:05,748 --> 00:18:08,104 And so... 206 00:18:09,429 --> 00:18:13,217 ...I just liked her a lot. 207 00:18:13,429 --> 00:18:19,265 Nothing ever happened and noboby has ever known that, not even her. 208 00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:25,500 Maybe once, one day she took a look at me, but... 209 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:29,260 ...I could no longer make it, I was dreaming of her,... 210 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:35,306 ...I wanted to see her, hug and hold her into my arms. 211 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:41,302 I wanted to have any talk with her, such as: "How old are you?" 212 00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:46,108 Even a sentence, but I was never able to make it. 213 00:18:46,311 --> 00:18:52,068 I just liked her, one day I had even decided to tell her. 214 00:18:53,071 --> 00:18:57,304 I went out, I met her and she said to me: "I'll marry Joseph". 215 00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:00,743 I cried out: "No!" and she said: "Yes". I felt a bit sorry. 216 00:19:00,952 --> 00:19:05,706 I asked her: "Why are you going to marry Joseph?" 217 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:11,702 She replied: "I have to. I have to..." and this made an impression on me. 218 00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:16,349 Someone was insisting, even in her dreams by night. 219 00:19:16,552 --> 00:19:21,148 She couldn't tell me who was because this guy was so influential. 220 00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:27,143 People never mind their business. But then she was getting on well. 221 00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:32,666 I was feeling bad for while, but at last everything goes by. 222 00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:37,947 If your mother married me, you were not even born... 223 00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:40,303 ..and a girl was born. 224 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:45,223 But a child or another one, world wouldn't even be changed. 225 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:49,063 I tell you a fairy tale and then you go to bed. 226 00:19:49,274 --> 00:19:52,550 There was a father who had two sons,... 227 00:19:52,754 --> 00:19:58,431 ...one was called Prodigal and the other one...Forget. 228 00:19:59,674 --> 00:20:05,466 This Prodigal was a nervous guy, he was always angry. 229 00:20:07,035 --> 00:20:10,994 One day he said: "I'm going away" and the father: "Where?" 230 00:20:11,195 --> 00:20:15,154 ...and he said: "Wherever I like!" and they started to have it out. 231 00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:19,064 He got nervous for any stupid thing. 232 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:24,146 One day he lost a sheep, but he didn't even watch it. 233 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:27,905 When his father died, he came back home and said: 234 00:20:28,116 --> 00:20:33,907 "Show me the testament! Not the old, but the new one!" 235 00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:37,348 They started to argue and he got angry. 236 00:20:37,557 --> 00:20:40,390 I never figured out well how come,... 237 00:20:40,597 --> 00:20:44,226 ...but at a certain point he bought a garden. 238 00:20:44,437 --> 00:20:49,227 He needed oil so he planted three olive trees. 239 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:56,192 Then he begun to throw stones to everyone. He said: "I throw the first stone!" 240 00:20:56,397 --> 00:21:01,551 When he was without his friend Julian Sin, he used to throw stones. 241 00:21:01,757 --> 00:21:05,830 He said: "I'm without Sin and I throw the first stone." 242 00:21:06,037 --> 00:21:08,597 He got a beam into his eye and said: 243 00:21:08,797 --> 00:21:12,188 "Remove it, I can't see the speck!" he had some specks... 244 00:21:12,398 --> 00:21:16,107 In short, that Prodigal was an idiot. 245 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:22,109 In short, a big mess occurred and there was light at last. 246 00:21:22,318 --> 00:21:27,518 Power was on, two guys went to jail and one got a knee injure. 247 00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:30,756 Then his brother left to do military service... 248 00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:36,033 ...and the mother felt bad, you don't know how much, Jesus. 249 00:21:36,239 --> 00:21:41,518 She called the waiter, Baptist, and said to him: "Come here, John". 250 00:21:41,719 --> 00:21:47,033 He threw a water bucket onto her head, he had this mania. 251 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,233 He made everyone get wet saying: "I'm Baptist". 252 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:56,355 He played these jokes, he threw buckets of water. 253 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,233 Here, my dear Jesus... 254 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:23,673 Benign. - I felt asleep, but I had your child. 255 00:22:23,922 --> 00:22:28,313 Our apologies, we have been late. 256 00:22:28,522 --> 00:22:31,400 No problem, do not worry. 257 00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:37,553 Thanks, may God give credit to you. - No problem. I go to bed, good night. 258 00:22:46,042 --> 00:22:49,797 Good night, Mary. - Joseph, help me to lift the veil. 259 00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:52,312 Yes, Mary. 260 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,073 Good night. 261 00:24:03,007 --> 00:24:05,521 Lost. 262 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:10,241 Lost, come here! 263 00:24:12,248 --> 00:24:14,159 Los... 264 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:19,784 ANGEL 265 00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:22,006 Angel! 266 00:25:24,771 --> 00:25:27,080 Angel! 267 00:25:29,771 --> 00:25:32,080 Angel! 268 00:25:32,371 --> 00:25:36,843 Why are you crying out so loud? Do you think it's noon? 269 00:25:37,052 --> 00:25:40,681 I've lost my angel, I've been running since this morning. 270 00:25:40,892 --> 00:25:44,601 What? - My angel has left me. 271 00:25:44,812 --> 00:25:47,963 What? - I've lost my angel. 272 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:52,963 It's impossible, angels never get lost alone. 273 00:25:53,173 --> 00:25:56,131 I've lost him. - We're not allowed to get lost. 274 00:25:56,333 --> 00:26:00,531 Yet once we got lost. - Where? 275 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:05,807 Going through countryside to my mother's. - I remember, it was very foggy. 276 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:10,530 But it was summer. - It was winter. - No, it was summer. 277 00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:12,690 Angel! 278 00:26:13,694 --> 00:26:15,969 Angel! 279 00:26:24,094 --> 00:26:27,609 Excuse, have you found an angel maybe? 280 00:26:27,814 --> 00:26:31,887 As many feathers as you like, but never whole angels. 281 00:26:32,094 --> 00:26:34,005 Thanks. 282 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:03,004 Angel! 283 00:27:13,817 --> 00:27:15,933 Angel! 284 00:27:54,659 --> 00:27:59,369 Where are you going alone? - I'm alone 'cause I've lost my angel. 285 00:27:59,579 --> 00:28:04,290 Better! I wish all of them got lost, they don't let me work! 286 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:07,536 Why don't you stay with us? C'mon. - Gladly, but... 287 00:28:07,739 --> 00:28:12,176 Luana, how did it go? - Goodbye. - No, wait. 288 00:28:12,379 --> 00:28:16,930 Did they pay you? - Yes, but we have to change room. 289 00:28:17,139 --> 00:28:22,692 There's an angel alone in our room. - An angel alone? 290 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:27,974 Who are you? - A friend...Where is the angel alone? 291 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:33,379 There. Who are you? - I'm...Where is there? 292 00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:36,334 There. - Thanks. 293 00:28:36,541 --> 00:28:39,499 Where are you going? Come! 294 00:28:56,142 --> 00:28:58,792 PARADISE HOTEL 295 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:36,333 Angel! 296 00:29:36,784 --> 00:29:39,696 Excuse me, I was looking for my angel. 297 00:29:41,705 --> 00:29:45,618 Excuse me, are you alone too? 298 00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:50,774 No, he's in the bathroom. - Ah, he's in the bathroom, I thought as much. 299 00:29:53,265 --> 00:29:56,415 Did you see an angel alone by chance? 300 00:29:59,505 --> 00:30:02,542 Upstairs? Thanks, good night. 301 00:30:32,547 --> 00:30:34,936 Hi, angel! 302 00:30:35,347 --> 00:30:38,145 It's me! 303 00:30:38,347 --> 00:30:42,260 I was late because there was a lot of traffic. 304 00:30:42,467 --> 00:30:47,178 On summer people use to crowd at the same time... 305 00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:50,937 Do you really want to leave me, angel? 306 00:30:55,828 --> 00:30:57,739 Got it. 307 00:30:59,388 --> 00:31:03,064 Do not think that you tell me the things... 308 00:31:04,309 --> 00:31:08,382 You know that your wings have changed since... 309 00:31:15,789 --> 00:31:20,739 I ran to come here. I arrived at my home and you... 310 00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:25,182 Yesterday you went off without informing me,... 311 00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:29,463 ...but keep in mind that you couldn't even do that! 312 00:31:30,470 --> 00:31:36,307 Just kidding now actually. If you want to leave...we're not childrens at all. 313 00:31:40,391 --> 00:31:43,427 If you want to leave, just tell me... 314 00:31:43,630 --> 00:31:48,306 We've a long lasting relation, we've been always telling each other everything. 315 00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:52,298 If you want to leave, just tell me. But... 316 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:56,424 All the sentences usually spoken in these cases now come to my mind. 317 00:31:56,631 --> 00:32:01,307 If you leave, my life will mean nothing then. 318 00:32:01,511 --> 00:32:04,981 I'm finished without you, let's try again. 319 00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:10,141 Our relation can be nice and positive,... 320 00:32:11,192 --> 00:32:14,423 ...essential for the life of the both of us. 321 00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:20,184 It's not worth to lose all that we have been giving each other. 322 00:32:26,313 --> 00:32:31,910 Maybe you're right, sometimes I'm mistaken, but I will try to change. 323 00:32:32,113 --> 00:32:36,265 And then it's not clear... 324 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:41,187 Now you have to tell me, once for all,... 325 00:32:42,554 --> 00:32:45,148 ...you have to be honest. 326 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:48,232 Do you want to leave me forever? 327 00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:50,470 Yes. 328 00:32:50,674 --> 00:32:56,351 Speak, tell me something, I've been running for you all night long. 329 00:32:57,354 --> 00:33:00,472 I'm leaving forever. 330 00:33:09,995 --> 00:33:16,185 Here, a sentence is enough to make a man feel better. 331 00:33:17,076 --> 00:33:21,115 Is it possible that... Well, be quiet, don't you? 332 00:33:21,316 --> 00:33:26,436 It's never clear, you're always ambiguous, even now. 333 00:33:26,636 --> 00:33:30,867 What does "I'm leaving forever" mean? 334 00:33:31,075 --> 00:33:36,628 What does "I'm leaving" mean? 335 00:33:37,356 --> 00:33:43,272 I never understand something when you speak. Why do you want to leave me? 336 00:33:46,196 --> 00:33:49,667 Why should I have to stay with you? 337 00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:54,116 Your life is flawless, 338 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:59,672 but nobody knows how much living with you is heavy. 339 00:33:59,877 --> 00:34:03,756 You wake up every morning 340 00:34:03,957 --> 00:34:07,997 and I feel uncomfortable thinking of you while getting dressed 341 00:34:08,198 --> 00:34:13,989 or going to the bathroom always at the same time with the same comics. 342 00:34:14,198 --> 00:34:17,873 Everything seemed to me so soft, 343 00:34:18,318 --> 00:34:23,109 but now I even know how many steps you make from bathroom to room. 344 00:34:23,319 --> 00:34:27,551 I can't stand your way of walking, of saying "well", 345 00:34:27,759 --> 00:34:31,274 when you turn on the light while I'm sleeping, 346 00:34:31,479 --> 00:34:37,156 when I feel sick and you get annoyed, when you talk to me or when you don't. 347 00:34:37,359 --> 00:34:41,433 When you turn on TV three times in a week to watch... 348 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,393 "Francis, the talking mule" 349 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,033 and ask me how a mule can talk. 350 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:53,279 There's a trick...Yes, there's a trick. 351 00:34:55,201 --> 00:34:58,318 I can't stand when we go dinner 352 00:34:58,521 --> 00:35:02,673 and you've been ordering a little steak for years because 353 00:35:03,241 --> 00:35:06,438 you don't trust restaurants. 354 00:35:06,921 --> 00:35:09,196 A little steak... 355 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:14,760 Do you know that oysters and Chinese restaurants exist? 356 00:35:15,122 --> 00:35:17,511 A little steak... 357 00:35:18,522 --> 00:35:24,596 You're boring. Compared to you, an accountant looks like James Dean. 358 00:35:25,201 --> 00:35:30,322 Do you know that I've never got suprised in many years? 359 00:35:31,082 --> 00:35:35,633 Never raised my eyebrows this way. Never. 360 00:35:37,082 --> 00:35:40,074 A little bit should be enough, 361 00:35:40,282 --> 00:35:44,834 just order an ossobuco instead of a little steak, 362 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:48,638 to let me say: "I stay with a lunatic!" 363 00:35:50,003 --> 00:35:53,439 What difference does it make if I leave? 364 00:35:53,643 --> 00:35:58,433 And do you wonder why I felt in love with another one? 365 00:35:59,963 --> 00:36:02,876 Did you slip it, didn't you? 366 00:36:03,084 --> 00:36:06,713 You said: "I felt in love with another one"! 367 00:36:11,644 --> 00:36:16,240 Did you fall in love with another one, didn't you? I noticed that... 368 00:36:16,444 --> 00:36:21,997 I didn't notice that because I trusted you and I still do. 369 00:36:22,205 --> 00:36:25,003 Don't go away. 370 00:36:26,365 --> 00:36:30,756 Who is? Tell me, I won't do anything against you. 371 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:36,325 I'd come to know anyway. - It's him. 372 00:36:43,486 --> 00:36:45,397 Ah, really? 373 00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:49,402 It's him, that is... 374 00:36:53,647 --> 00:36:56,605 Are you in love with him? 375 00:37:00,207 --> 00:37:03,165 What does he have more than me? 376 00:37:06,888 --> 00:37:10,402 I thought that you had more taste. 377 00:37:12,207 --> 00:37:17,645 For me too, given that everyone has the rival he deserves. 378 00:37:17,847 --> 00:37:20,407 This one has occurred to me. 379 00:37:23,288 --> 00:37:25,961 Women are all the same! 380 00:37:26,488 --> 00:37:30,242 I knew that you were seeing him, 381 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:36,962 but I didn't think that it was such an erotic and serious thing. 382 00:37:38,128 --> 00:37:42,520 I don't amaze you, instead he does. He satisfies you. 383 00:37:44,449 --> 00:37:48,681 Ah, really? Did I ever amaze you? 384 00:37:50,689 --> 00:37:52,964 Ok. 385 00:37:54,449 --> 00:38:00,241 So I'll make your eyebrows arise, I'm playing a game for you. 386 00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:06,047 I'll do a thing that not even he can do. 387 00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:11,126 There's nothing he can't do. - Sure? 388 00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:16,359 There's one thing and I'll give you as a present. Let's play a game. 389 00:38:16,571 --> 00:38:18,721 I'll kill myself. 390 00:38:21,611 --> 00:38:25,763 I'll go close to the window and count to 5...to 6... 391 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:29,726 Count to 9 and... 392 00:38:32,212 --> 00:38:36,888 So you... - That's true, he can't do this. 393 00:38:37,092 --> 00:38:42,644 He tried, but he's just not able to kill himself. 394 00:38:43,492 --> 00:38:46,690 Will I do it? Do you love me or not? 395 00:38:47,413 --> 00:38:52,771 Fine, it's better to be clear. So I'll throw myself. 396 00:38:57,372 --> 00:39:01,331 I didn't throw myself out of window...Help! 397 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:06,651 Are you really not interested? Look, I'll do it! 398 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:14,564 I'm here. I'll kill myself! 399 00:39:15,413 --> 00:39:18,451 5, 6, 7... 400 00:39:20,614 --> 00:39:25,005 Do you love me or not? 8, 9... 401 00:39:28,254 --> 00:39:31,929 Angel! Oh, no...again, Angela! 402 00:39:32,774 --> 00:39:36,654 What's up? - Angela, come here. 403 00:39:37,775 --> 00:39:42,291 What's wrong with you? - Angela, I had a dream... 404 00:39:42,495 --> 00:39:47,694 Do you think it's the right moment? A bad one? - Very bad! I've been falling asleep for 5 minutes. 405 00:39:47,895 --> 00:39:51,684 Come on, friends are leaving. - You too? 406 00:39:51,896 --> 00:39:54,285 Not at all! - Do not leave. 407 00:39:54,496 --> 00:39:58,648 Let's go. - Oh my! It was terrific. 408 00:39:58,856 --> 00:40:01,768 Peek a boo! Surprise! 409 00:40:02,096 --> 00:40:04,656 We have really had fun! 410 00:40:04,856 --> 00:40:11,126 Nice idea having a masquerade dance on August! How did it come to your mind? 411 00:40:11,337 --> 00:40:14,170 I don't know. - Bye. 412 00:40:14,377 --> 00:40:18,609 Nice dress! - Do you like my devil? 413 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:22,127 Next time I will dress up as Sandokan. 414 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:26,126 When will you have the next one? - Soon. 415 00:40:26,338 --> 00:40:30,456 Come on, within August. Bye, Luisa. - Bye. 416 00:40:30,658 --> 00:40:34,094 Bye. - Will you go with them? 417 00:40:35,338 --> 00:40:39,889 The others? - They left earlier, it's late. 418 00:40:40,098 --> 00:40:43,216 What time is it? - It's four o'clock. 419 00:40:43,419 --> 00:40:46,057 Bye! - Bye! 420 00:40:48,218 --> 00:40:52,530 Didn't you know that I like ossibuchi? Really! 421 00:40:54,698 --> 00:41:00,934 And Chinese restaurants and oysters as well. I'm really mad! 422 00:41:02,819 --> 00:41:09,008 I'm always dreaming that you don't want to be with me, but to leave with him. 423 00:41:10,139 --> 00:41:15,612 If you want to leave, tell me. - What are you saying? Help me. 424 00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:17,697 Yes, excuse me. 425 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:23,896 I've been having the same dream for three nights in a row. 426 00:41:41,181 --> 00:41:44,810 Did you have fun? - Yes. 427 00:41:45,341 --> 00:41:49,460 Are you sleepy? Are you tired? - A bit. 428 00:41:49,662 --> 00:41:53,450 I can't take it any more! How is that possible? 429 00:41:53,662 --> 00:41:56,574 Having a masquerade 430 00:41:56,782 --> 00:42:01,139 any time that I want to invite friends! 431 00:42:01,342 --> 00:42:06,371 But I wanted to meet some people. - Oh my! 432 00:42:06,583 --> 00:42:12,772 You're right, always homebound! I'd like to have a walk. 433 00:42:13,423 --> 00:42:17,177 If they arranged a procession,... 434 00:42:17,943 --> 00:42:23,860 ...a recital of Annunciation... People are always lazy here. 435 00:42:24,064 --> 00:42:27,943 And beware then, Angela. 436 00:42:28,144 --> 00:42:33,376 If you come closer to the window, they'll see you. They got it and gossip. 437 00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:39,853 If they discover that you're a real angel, they'll let you end up like King Kong. 438 00:42:40,464 --> 00:42:45,584 They'll put you on display, set up a circus and tear you down by aircrafts. 439 00:42:45,784 --> 00:42:49,493 Human beings are fearsome! 440 00:42:51,104 --> 00:42:54,859 Him! You want to go away with him! 441 00:43:04,105 --> 00:43:06,665 Listen. 442 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:11,374 By the way, how is he? 443 00:43:11,586 --> 00:43:14,464 What does he look like? 444 00:43:17,546 --> 00:43:20,663 Angela, how is he? 445 00:43:21,626 --> 00:43:27,623 I saw him once. I got a laugh, he's so skinny! 446 00:43:53,246 --> 00:43:55,646 At the bank 447 00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:44,465 That's a real jewel, ladies and gentlemen! 448 00:44:44,670 --> 00:44:49,062 40 square meters, you can make two rooms... - I'll purchase it. 449 00:44:49,271 --> 00:44:52,980 Apartment sold, thanks! 450 00:45:12,632 --> 00:45:16,511 That's a real jewel, ladies and gentlemen! 451 00:45:16,712 --> 00:45:19,784 40 square meters and two bathrooms, always useful. 452 00:45:19,992 --> 00:45:24,350 Very bright, you can make two rooms by a partition wall there. 453 00:45:24,553 --> 00:45:28,785 Small but two rooms. - I'll purchase it. 454 00:45:28,993 --> 00:45:32,622 Apartment sold, thanks! 455 00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:55,864 That's a real jewel, ladies and gentlemen! 456 00:45:56,075 --> 00:45:59,624 40 square meters, you can make two rooms... - I'll purchase it. 457 00:45:59,835 --> 00:46:03,544 Apartment sold, thanks! 458 00:46:07,955 --> 00:46:11,504 That's a real jewel, ladies and gentlemen! 459 00:46:11,715 --> 00:46:15,344 40 square meters... - I'll purchase it. 460 00:46:15,795 --> 00:46:21,028 See you tomorrow for the contract. - Did it cost 50 millions, didn't it? 461 00:46:21,235 --> 00:46:24,830 No, 100. - Even better! Where to find all that money? 462 00:46:25,035 --> 00:46:29,188 One part tomorrow and another... - All the money tomorrow. 463 00:46:29,396 --> 00:46:33,309 What are 100 millions today? - Today? - No, tomorrow. 464 00:46:33,516 --> 00:46:39,751 Ask a bank and they will lend you. - A bank? - Sure. 465 00:46:39,956 --> 00:46:45,236 Thanks for your advice. - You're welcome. Apartment sold! 466 00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:38,610 EXCHANGE 467 00:47:39,810 --> 00:47:41,360 TELLER 468 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,560 240, 250, 260... 469 00:47:53,521 --> 00:47:57,196 Here're your 300 millions. 470 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,595 Tell me. - 100 millions are enough for me. 471 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:09,511 Your name? - Benign. For a house I purchased. 472 00:48:15,441 --> 00:48:19,673 There's no such name. Did you draw a check? - No. 473 00:48:19,881 --> 00:48:24,558 First write a check, then I'll give you the money. 474 00:48:24,922 --> 00:48:28,915 I'll write a check and you'll give me 100 millions? 475 00:48:29,122 --> 00:48:35,311 I thought that it was more complicated. - Do you have a bankbook on? - No. 476 00:48:35,522 --> 00:48:40,358 Get one from my colleaugue, write a check and I'll give you the money. 477 00:48:40,563 --> 00:48:42,918 Thanks. - You're welcome. 478 00:48:51,283 --> 00:48:57,757 May I help you? - I want two or three attached checkes, for your colleaugue. 479 00:48:57,964 --> 00:49:03,243 - Attached? - Yes, I've to write one to get 100 millions. 480 00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:07,960 Do you need a bankbook? - Give me these checkes. 481 00:49:08,164 --> 00:49:13,444 A bankbook for 10 or for 20? - One for 100. 100 millions. 482 00:49:13,645 --> 00:49:18,560 Let's make 10 bankbooks for 10. - Even two for 50, it's the same. 483 00:49:18,765 --> 00:49:22,314 What's your number? - My number? 484 00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:25,437 5821364. 485 00:49:27,565 --> 00:49:31,798 It's a pension. Like before... 486 00:49:32,006 --> 00:49:34,645 It doesn't seem so. 487 00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:40,318 Is it busy or no answer? - No, it doesn't exist. 488 00:49:40,526 --> 00:49:46,601 The pension's mistress is a bit deaf, she might have not heard. 489 00:49:46,806 --> 00:49:51,800 Aren't you the owner? - I wish! It's a nice pension. 490 00:49:52,006 --> 00:49:55,521 Do you have to withdraw a pension on behalf of an old deaf lady? 491 00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:58,718 Do not make me angry! 492 00:49:58,926 --> 00:50:04,240 Give me two attached checkes, I've to write them to get 100 millions. 493 00:50:04,447 --> 00:50:08,281 Do you have an account with this bank? - No, I have to withdraw. 494 00:50:08,487 --> 00:50:14,244 Hence, don't you have an account here? So you need a loan! - You're slow! 495 00:50:14,447 --> 00:50:19,647 Well, you can talk to our manager. - Wake up! 496 00:50:19,848 --> 00:50:25,764 I'll lead you to our manager, wait for me at that door. - Fine. 497 00:50:25,968 --> 00:50:30,758 Are we going to him together? - Yes, I'll introduce you. 498 00:50:30,968 --> 00:50:33,926 Pretty please! 499 00:50:40,049 --> 00:50:43,325 Just a moment to introduce you. 500 00:51:46,772 --> 00:51:50,128 Come in, please. - Thanks. - You're welcome. 501 00:51:52,372 --> 00:51:57,686 Presidential Decree January the 21th 1976, number 7. Bond issue... 502 00:51:58,253 --> 00:52:02,565 Nice to meet you, my name's Godhelpyou. - Be he always praised! - Thanks. 503 00:52:03,773 --> 00:52:08,847 Can you please bring me Pallandri's statement? Thanks. 504 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:14,565 Yes. As soon as possible, thanks. 505 00:52:14,814 --> 00:52:18,045 Excuse me... - Yes. 506 00:52:25,894 --> 00:52:28,852 Yes, agreed. 507 00:52:30,255 --> 00:52:33,884 Good morning. - We're at your disposal. 508 00:52:34,375 --> 00:52:37,048 Tell us. 509 00:52:37,255 --> 00:52:42,283 I'd like that we remain alone. - We're alone. 510 00:52:45,135 --> 00:52:48,253 Please, tell us. 511 00:52:48,456 --> 00:52:53,450 Do you mean it as a bank usufruct? - Sure. 512 00:52:53,656 --> 00:52:59,288 You're alone, but why do you say: "Tell us"? - Yes, the employee got out. 513 00:52:59,496 --> 00:53:03,729 I need... - Tell us. 514 00:53:03,937 --> 00:53:08,567 Hold it! Attention! Excuse me... - Please tell us. 515 00:53:11,097 --> 00:53:16,694 We...I'll tell you... - Please, tell us. 516 00:53:16,977 --> 00:53:20,653 They are, a form of the verb... 517 00:53:20,858 --> 00:53:25,408 I came here, mr Godhelpyou, 518 00:53:25,617 --> 00:53:31,169 to make this withdrawal 519 00:53:31,697 --> 00:53:34,689 from your bank. Keep calm! 520 00:53:35,537 --> 00:53:39,326 Mr manager... - Yes? 521 00:53:39,938 --> 00:53:45,217 Let's keep calm, if we're getting angry right away, it's all over. 522 00:53:45,538 --> 00:53:48,769 To have a good relax! - Keep calm. 523 00:53:48,978 --> 00:53:52,209 Yes. - Many thanks, mr manager. 524 00:53:52,419 --> 00:53:58,051 I'm going to set up home in this small town... 525 00:53:59,379 --> 00:54:01,210 ..of capital. 526 00:54:01,419 --> 00:54:07,494 The first quintessential thing for someone who wants to set up home 527 00:54:07,859 --> 00:54:12,615 is actually to reach the place, that's the most common thing. 528 00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:17,894 Second thing of primary geographic order 529 00:54:18,660 --> 00:54:22,972 is to have home in this town. 530 00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:26,776 Home: singular feminine. 531 00:54:27,381 --> 00:54:33,331 I found it just yesterday, 40 square meters, two rooms, 532 00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:37,819 very bright, "I purchased it" , signed, 100 millions. 533 00:54:38,021 --> 00:54:43,892 They told me that in this town you go to the bank and can get a loan. 534 00:54:44,222 --> 00:54:48,898 Well, I'd like to get a loan from you, but not... 535 00:54:49,102 --> 00:54:53,698 Excuse me for a moment. - Thank goodness! 536 00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:05,052 Hello? I'm finishing the article. The amount of subsidies... 537 00:55:05,263 --> 00:55:10,859 must have been fixed by welfare at a 20% rate. 538 00:55:11,062 --> 00:55:13,018 Thanks. Bye. 539 00:55:13,222 --> 00:55:16,295 Sorry. You can tell us now. 540 00:55:16,783 --> 00:55:21,174 Well, you need a loan of 100 millions to purchase a house. 541 00:55:21,383 --> 00:55:24,898 Exactly. - But I don't know you personally. 542 00:55:25,343 --> 00:55:30,258 I don't know you either, but I trust you. Chill out. 543 00:55:30,463 --> 00:55:34,742 Yes, but do you know how banks work? 544 00:55:34,944 --> 00:55:37,458 Any ideas about? - Sure. 545 00:55:37,664 --> 00:55:42,294 It's simple, it's all about guarantees. 546 00:55:42,504 --> 00:55:47,658 Let me come to an end. I'd like not to pass as a sponger. 547 00:55:47,864 --> 00:55:53,462 I'm not that kind of guy which you give money and don't see anymore then. 548 00:55:54,545 --> 00:55:59,824 I'm not such kind of guy and I don't let you think of that! 549 00:56:00,025 --> 00:56:03,779 I'm going to sign a piece of paper where I'll state: 550 00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:08,457 "I will pay the invoice of this bank 551 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:13,786 which I credit to the credit card with a 5% rate, etc... 552 00:56:13,986 --> 00:56:20,425 I withdrawn these 100 millions which I'll give you back!"...when it happens to me. 553 00:56:20,626 --> 00:56:26,338 One day I pop in, I give you 5 millions back, so 95 are left...Until we're even. 554 00:56:26,547 --> 00:56:30,779 You need a loan to purchase a house. - Exactly. 555 00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:33,660 You could get your money invested. 556 00:56:36,467 --> 00:56:41,258 What? - You could get them invested somewhere. 557 00:56:41,468 --> 00:56:44,619 100 millions in garments? - Yes. 558 00:56:47,868 --> 00:56:49,984 I don't... 559 00:56:50,228 --> 00:56:53,618 I don't know how much they are worth. 560 00:56:53,828 --> 00:57:00,142 Maybe adding even the kid stuff, shorts, coats... 561 00:57:00,548 --> 00:57:03,938 But I cannot reach an amount equal to 100 millions. 562 00:57:04,148 --> 00:57:07,618 Is there anybody having 100 millions in garments? - Even billions! 563 00:57:07,828 --> 00:57:12,220 If I or you had 2 billions, we would get them invested, wouldn't we? 564 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:18,026 Sure, one can buy a nice wardrobe! Let's buy this tailor's shop! 565 00:57:18,229 --> 00:57:22,666 Where would billions end up if they weren't invested? 566 00:57:22,869 --> 00:57:26,544 Why should I leave 100 billions undressed? 567 00:57:26,749 --> 00:57:30,220 So you don't have 100 millions invested. 568 00:57:30,430 --> 00:57:33,502 Maybe you have some stocks though. 569 00:57:34,510 --> 00:57:37,502 Be clear. 570 00:57:37,710 --> 00:57:40,861 I mean some bonds. - Mr manager, control yourself! 571 00:57:41,070 --> 00:57:46,464 Do you speculate on the Stock Exchange? - Sometimes, when I was a child. 572 00:57:46,671 --> 00:57:49,390 But now I've lost a bit... 573 00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:54,267 And it's dangerous, you can hurt yourself! - Hurt? 574 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:58,350 Today down, tomorrow up! - Of course. 575 00:58:00,232 --> 00:58:04,020 Nice person you're! - You're a bit rollicking person! 576 00:58:04,232 --> 00:58:09,511 With a nice and lively youngster like you! - Listen... 577 00:58:09,712 --> 00:58:13,625 Then do you know how much a bank loan costs today? 578 00:58:14,112 --> 00:58:17,185 At least a 25% rate a year. 579 00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:22,467 So in a year you'll have 125 millions, in two years 150 and in four 200. 580 00:58:22,673 --> 00:58:26,825 Maybe I won't need 200 millions in four years! 581 00:58:27,033 --> 00:58:31,470 Do not go too far! Give me these 100 millions now and that's enough! 582 00:58:31,673 --> 00:58:36,145 Then we'll get dressed, play... But now forget it. 583 00:58:36,354 --> 00:58:39,426 Even if I wanted to help you along, 584 00:58:39,634 --> 00:58:44,150 if you don't give these 100 millions back in the set terms, 585 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:47,823 you'll face a default, really a big one! 586 00:58:52,034 --> 00:58:57,233 Better. - Why better? Look that this default is very heavy! 587 00:58:57,434 --> 00:59:02,144 We have the same tastes, I like hard stuff too! 588 00:59:03,874 --> 00:59:05,432 Well said. 589 00:59:05,634 --> 00:59:11,710 But let's forget women, let's not dish up off topic things. 590 00:59:11,915 --> 00:59:15,225 I came here to ask you for money 591 00:59:15,435 --> 00:59:20,270 for a thing of primary need, my home. 592 00:59:20,475 --> 00:59:22,467 Forget default. 593 00:59:22,676 --> 00:59:28,911 Even if you forget these 100 millions, I'll take care of them. 594 00:59:29,116 --> 00:59:34,509 You don't remember, but I do remember and I'll give you back 2, so 98 are left... 595 00:59:34,996 --> 00:59:38,956 then 97...and we're even in the end. 596 00:59:39,157 --> 00:59:42,866 There's a misunderstanding perhaps. 597 00:59:43,077 --> 00:59:48,595 You came here with no invested money, no bonds, no stocks 598 00:59:48,797 --> 00:59:51,994 and do you want 100 millions from us? 599 00:59:53,317 --> 00:59:55,148 Manager! 600 00:59:55,357 --> 01:00:00,796 Don't you want to give 100 millions? You're going against your name, mr Godhelpsyou. 601 01:00:00,998 --> 01:00:03,956 You're contradicting yourself! 602 01:00:05,078 --> 01:00:06,750 Got it? 603 01:00:06,958 --> 01:00:11,588 It's sure that I have nothing and I'm here to ask for 100 millions. 604 01:00:11,798 --> 01:00:14,791 If I had one billion, would you give me the money? - Sure. 605 01:00:15,759 --> 01:00:17,556 "Sure..." 606 01:00:17,759 --> 01:00:22,628 But if I had one billion, I'd give you 100 millions myself! 607 01:00:22,839 --> 01:00:28,676 Take them! I don't even want them back, anyway I'm left with 700. 608 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,474 Many thanks! 609 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,956 I don't want them back, put them in your pocket. 610 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:41,268 If I've got one billion, he gives me 100 millions. And if I need an eggplant, 611 01:00:41,479 --> 01:00:44,357 must I have a billion of them at home? 612 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,959 Got it? 613 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,912 The greengrocer never asked if I had a billion of eggplants, 614 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,430 peaches or pears, never! 615 01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:02,359 Mr Godhelpyou, you're going against your name, you're contradicting yourself! 616 01:01:03,281 --> 01:01:07,240 Manager, but what point are we now? 617 01:01:09,921 --> 01:01:12,355 What's this painting? 618 01:01:12,561 --> 01:01:17,351 How could you think so? 619 01:01:22,642 --> 01:01:25,236 Got it? - I feel like dreaming. 620 01:01:25,442 --> 01:01:28,718 With all the money you have! 621 01:01:28,922 --> 01:01:33,200 You're talking about our incomes, but what about our outflows? 622 01:01:33,402 --> 01:01:38,079 It depends on where you're going! Do you think you can cheat me? 623 01:01:38,283 --> 01:01:43,721 Is this an entry or an exit? Are you going to make a quiz show?! 624 01:01:43,923 --> 01:01:48,792 Which is the capital of France? Let's talk seriously! 625 01:01:49,003 --> 01:01:55,193 I'll make an example for you by a pen. This bank has 15.000 employees. 626 01:01:55,484 --> 01:01:58,476 15.000! - How many? - 15.000. 627 01:01:58,684 --> 01:02:02,723 Will we give them two pens daily? - Let's give them. 628 01:02:02,924 --> 01:02:06,883 One pen costs 200 Lire, this makes 3 millions daily, 90 monthly, 629 01:02:07,084 --> 01:02:11,840 1 billion of cash outflow in a year only as to pens! 630 01:02:13,805 --> 01:02:15,796 1 billion... 631 01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:23,122 And you let an only pen with a billion in pocket get out 632 01:02:24,005 --> 01:02:28,123 and are you denying me 100 millions for a house? 633 01:02:32,245 --> 01:02:35,396 Manager, but what point are we now? 634 01:02:35,605 --> 01:02:39,803 So, should I matter less than a pen? Should I be compasses for you? 635 01:02:40,005 --> 01:02:43,316 You'd have to launch a stationery store! 636 01:02:44,086 --> 01:02:47,715 You have an inkpot in the place of your heart! 637 01:02:48,726 --> 01:02:53,004 Manager! Keep still there, mr Godhelpyou! 638 01:02:53,206 --> 01:02:58,122 What should I do to get 100 millions, stealing? 639 01:02:58,327 --> 01:03:03,720 So kidnappers are doing well! You have to steal, kill, 640 01:03:04,287 --> 01:03:07,324 fornicate or covet my neighbor’s wife! 641 01:03:07,527 --> 01:03:10,564 Manager, honour your father and your mother! 642 01:03:15,368 --> 01:03:17,484 What should I have to do? 643 01:03:17,688 --> 01:03:23,126 I'm opposed to kidnappers and terrorists 644 01:03:23,328 --> 01:03:27,765 who steal instead of asking bank for a loan of 100 millions. 645 01:03:27,968 --> 01:03:30,608 But if they find guys like you... 646 01:03:30,809 --> 01:03:35,166 So I'll kidnap your three sons. 647 01:03:35,369 --> 01:03:38,406 Do you want them back? 100 millions! 648 01:03:38,609 --> 01:03:42,921 A picture of them with a newspaper, a page in a bin, 649 01:03:43,129 --> 01:03:48,124 tonight 100 millions must be brought under the oak or you won't see your sons anymore! 650 01:03:48,330 --> 01:03:49,729 Still! 651 01:03:49,930 --> 01:03:54,685 I must do this! Will you give 100 millions? - Yes! 652 01:03:54,890 --> 01:03:58,565 Too late! 653 01:04:00,290 --> 01:04:03,442 Beware, he's armed! - Manager! 654 01:04:03,651 --> 01:04:07,849 This is a robbery! 655 01:04:08,051 --> 01:04:12,487 This is a real jewel! 656 01:04:12,690 --> 01:04:15,329 40 square meters... 657 01:04:34,521 --> 01:04:36,922 The two soldiers 658 01:04:36,932 --> 01:04:41,050 This story is dedicated to two Italian youngsters. 659 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:46,531 Two obscure and unknown heroes, silent as marble, 660 01:04:46,732 --> 01:04:51,567 watching out an obscure and unknown hero. 661 01:04:51,772 --> 01:04:57,370 Motionlessly they keep watch so that the nation's flame never burns out. 662 01:04:57,573 --> 01:05:02,886 Two imperative orders: keep still and, most of all, not to speak. 663 01:05:03,493 --> 01:05:08,964 Anything could happen, not to speak. TO THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER 664 01:05:11,294 --> 01:05:14,764 Idiot! - Stupid! 665 01:05:15,734 --> 01:05:18,885 Fool! - Stupid! 666 01:05:21,494 --> 01:05:24,804 Dumb! - Yokel! 667 01:05:25,054 --> 01:05:27,205 See! - What? I didn't move. 668 01:05:27,415 --> 01:05:30,964 You've moved! Nine to nothing. 669 01:05:31,175 --> 01:05:33,325 Nine to one! - To nothing! 670 01:05:33,535 --> 01:05:38,609 Nine to one! - When should I have moved? 671 01:05:39,415 --> 01:05:45,127 Wednesday you moved when I said to you: "Blockhead"! 672 01:05:45,776 --> 01:05:48,927 Blockhead...you're a blockhead! 673 01:05:49,496 --> 01:05:54,411 Ten to nothing. 674 01:05:55,096 --> 01:05:59,966 It makes me so angry... Ten to one in case... 675 01:06:05,816 --> 01:06:10,526 Excuse me, what's the name of that Roman 676 01:06:10,736 --> 01:06:15,367 who was closed in a barrel with nails 677 01:06:16,577 --> 01:06:20,286 and then was thrown down? 678 01:06:20,497 --> 01:06:23,455 Attilio Regolo. - Exactly. Dead. 679 01:06:23,657 --> 01:06:27,366 Everyone has to die, us included. 680 01:06:28,137 --> 01:06:30,856 We'll die too. 681 01:06:31,057 --> 01:06:35,893 Will we go to Hell, Purgatory, or Paradise? 682 01:06:36,858 --> 01:06:39,326 1, X, 2? 683 01:06:55,419 --> 01:07:00,447 What's the name of the one who invented the turbo engine? 684 01:07:00,659 --> 01:07:06,849 I don't know. - Turbo engine, you disturb me. 685 01:07:08,260 --> 01:07:11,457 You disturb me, lady. 686 01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:17,376 I'm saying to you, lady: "You disturb me"! 687 01:07:17,580 --> 01:07:22,416 Look that we could neither move nor speak according to the rules. 688 01:07:28,741 --> 01:07:34,213 Niether move nor speak...and I do move and speak. Lady, "You disturb me". 689 01:07:35,021 --> 01:07:37,137 You dis... 690 01:07:37,342 --> 01:07:42,097 Here's soldier no. 1! Is everything ok, soldier no. 2? 691 01:07:42,462 --> 01:07:46,819 Check position, soldier no. 2. I'm saying to you, loafer! 692 01:07:47,142 --> 01:07:50,690 Do not make me repeat the things for tons of times! 693 01:07:50,901 --> 01:07:52,892 Soldier no. 2, attack! Into the trench! 694 01:07:53,101 --> 01:07:55,855 Beware of enemy! There's a Russian, shoot! 695 01:07:56,062 --> 01:07:59,054 No, Russians are with us, shoot that Chinese! 696 01:07:59,262 --> 01:08:03,540 Who did sent the Chineses to war? They are too many! 697 01:08:03,742 --> 01:08:08,338 Who did put this submarine here? Soldier no. 2, move it! 698 01:08:08,542 --> 01:08:11,694 Submarine are in the water, you're amphibious, 699 01:08:11,903 --> 01:08:15,532 give way to tank. Beware of "stop"! 700 01:08:15,743 --> 01:08:20,021 Colonel, picket corporal! Hearts... 701 01:08:20,943 --> 01:08:24,219 Two of clubs! Picket! 702 01:08:24,703 --> 01:08:28,060 Soldier no. 2! 703 01:08:28,264 --> 01:08:31,859 It's for you, are you ready? 704 01:08:33,424 --> 01:08:35,255 He's not here. 705 01:08:36,584 --> 01:08:39,052 Soldier no. 2! 706 01:08:39,624 --> 01:08:42,616 Attention! At ease! 707 01:08:42,824 --> 01:08:45,419 Stand up! Lie down! 708 01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:47,343 Shoot! 709 01:08:47,545 --> 01:08:51,538 Wounded! It's a scratch. Soldier no. 2, lady, you disturb me. 710 01:08:51,745 --> 01:08:55,021 How boring staying here! 711 01:08:57,025 --> 01:09:00,860 My dear mom, I'm a soldier, 712 01:09:01,066 --> 01:09:02,704 and I'm suffering. 713 01:09:03,346 --> 01:09:07,737 If something happens to me, don't cry, because 714 01:09:07,946 --> 01:09:13,816 I'll send you a picture of me by a friend of mine, called "Lady, you disturb me" . 715 01:09:14,026 --> 01:09:17,303 He's nice. 716 01:09:17,507 --> 01:09:20,465 Soldier no. 2? Yes, he's here. 717 01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:23,545 It's for you, will you answer? 718 01:09:23,747 --> 01:09:27,979 If you play this stupid joke of the phone call again, 719 01:09:28,187 --> 01:09:31,145 I'll break a shotgun on your head, got it? 720 01:09:51,508 --> 01:09:57,185 It's for me, I was waiting for a phone call. 721 01:09:57,388 --> 01:10:00,664 Is it you, Eugenia? 722 01:10:01,228 --> 01:10:05,905 Call me later, someone is a bit irritable. 723 01:10:06,109 --> 01:10:09,499 I'm on a public telephone, there're people waiting. 724 01:10:09,709 --> 01:10:12,906 I'll be calling you. Bye. - Listen... 725 01:10:13,109 --> 01:10:17,580 It's free now! - Tonight I just don't want to kid. 726 01:10:17,789 --> 01:10:21,498 Please, do not get on my nerves. 727 01:10:21,709 --> 01:10:27,785 If you play again this joke which only an idiot like you can play, 728 01:10:27,990 --> 01:10:30,982 any person they want, 729 01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:36,867 I'll come there, tie the phone around your neck and strangle you! Got it? 730 01:10:39,751 --> 01:10:43,346 Over. - Ok. 731 01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:50,502 In case they call... 732 01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:58,901 In case someone calls, I won't answer. Done. 733 01:10:59,912 --> 01:11:02,267 I'll let it ring. 734 01:11:20,913 --> 01:11:25,225 Listen how long they're insisting! 735 01:11:25,432 --> 01:11:28,470 Maybe it's urgent. 736 01:11:31,753 --> 01:11:33,471 Enough! 737 01:11:36,953 --> 01:11:38,909 Beware. 738 01:11:40,153 --> 01:11:43,304 Sterilized...scalpel. 739 01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:49,912 Soldier no. 2! - I can't take it anymore! 740 01:11:50,834 --> 01:11:54,065 I can't wait to leave. 741 01:11:55,274 --> 01:11:58,744 How long is to finish? What's the time? 742 01:11:58,954 --> 01:12:01,753 I don't know. 743 01:12:03,355 --> 01:12:07,792 Anyway, if you just want to know what's the time, 744 01:12:08,435 --> 01:12:12,030 I can call the number 161. 745 01:12:20,436 --> 01:12:24,907 It's sure that being here with you is just a torture. 746 01:12:25,116 --> 01:12:28,506 Good God! 747 01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:33,865 Are you engaged or married? - A single for now. 748 01:12:34,076 --> 01:12:36,068 I thought so. 749 01:12:36,277 --> 01:12:39,553 What? - Nothing, well... 750 01:12:40,837 --> 01:12:45,035 No, you said it just to say: "Fancy that he has a woman!" 751 01:12:45,237 --> 01:12:48,149 Exactly. - What exactly? 752 01:12:48,357 --> 01:12:50,826 Nothing, well... 753 01:12:51,038 --> 01:12:55,031 You said it just to say: "Exactly, fancy that he has a woman!" 754 01:12:55,238 --> 01:12:57,957 Right. - What right? 755 01:12:58,158 --> 01:13:01,753 Do you think it's right that I don't have a woman? - Yes. 756 01:13:01,958 --> 01:13:05,075 Do you want to get on my nerves? 757 01:13:05,278 --> 01:13:08,077 "Yes", do you think it's right that I have a woman? 758 01:13:08,279 --> 01:13:09,871 What? - A woman. 759 01:13:10,079 --> 01:13:13,037 Don't you have a woman? - I told you that I'm a single! 760 01:13:13,239 --> 01:13:15,115 I thought so. 761 01:13:22,078 --> 01:13:27,676 And do you have a woman? Are you engaged or married? - Sure, I am. 762 01:13:27,999 --> 01:13:31,674 Ah...I thought so. 763 01:13:32,479 --> 01:13:34,993 I have two. - What? 764 01:13:35,199 --> 01:13:39,795 Two women. If you want, I'll introduce them to you. - No, thanks. - You're welcome. 765 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:45,794 Keep them. We're a clever family, 766 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,037 lady "you disturb me". 767 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:55,678 From a family of farmers, "you disturb me" lady. 768 01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:59,112 Are you still not tired? 769 01:14:00,761 --> 01:14:05,994 What't the name of the one who invented... 770 01:14:12,921 --> 01:14:16,392 This place makes me even a bit scared. 771 01:14:16,602 --> 01:14:20,231 I'd leave you alone here, so you'll learn the lesson. 772 01:14:20,442 --> 01:14:22,876 No, do not leave. 773 01:14:23,642 --> 01:14:29,080 Listen... - You're not allowed to speak or move, respect the rules. 774 01:14:30,043 --> 01:14:32,841 I don't respect them. 775 01:14:52,484 --> 01:14:55,442 Do you want a cigarette? - Are you an idiot? 776 01:14:55,644 --> 01:14:59,637 If they see you, you'll end up in jail forever! Throw it out! Look who's here! 777 01:15:02,243 --> 01:15:04,678 Did they see me? 778 01:15:10,084 --> 01:15:13,759 But does this flame ever burn out? - Never. 779 01:15:13,964 --> 01:15:17,479 It's the nation's eternal flame. 780 01:15:17,684 --> 01:15:23,681 What if it rains? - The nation's eternal flame cannot be burnst out. 781 01:15:24,605 --> 01:15:29,633 In your opinion, but I'd only need to put one of my spells on it. 782 01:15:30,285 --> 01:15:34,676 Which spells? - What? Which spells?! 783 01:15:35,245 --> 01:15:39,125 Indeed...did I ever tell you? - Come on! 784 01:15:39,766 --> 01:15:43,236 Wait...about the fact that I am... 785 01:15:44,966 --> 01:15:48,800 Didn't you know? I'm a wizard. 786 01:15:49,926 --> 01:15:55,365 Seriously, my family is... My father is a fakir. 787 01:15:55,887 --> 01:15:59,516 He's a "super fakir", really! 788 01:15:59,727 --> 01:16:01,524 And my mother... 789 01:16:02,007 --> 01:16:06,797 We're are all half horoscopes. Really! I've a cousin zodiac. 790 01:16:07,007 --> 01:16:10,239 We're all a bit homoeopathic, seriously. 791 01:16:10,448 --> 01:16:12,678 Do you believe me? I'm a wizard. - No. 792 01:16:13,088 --> 01:16:14,919 No? 793 01:16:16,528 --> 01:16:21,727 Do you dare to challenge and prove me? 794 01:16:21,928 --> 01:16:26,684 Wretched being with no medium! - Now even a wizard! 795 01:16:26,969 --> 01:16:33,158 Stop with these stupid jokes! - Don't move, supine being! 796 01:16:33,849 --> 01:16:38,320 Don't move! You're under the influence of Zaganga wizard! 797 01:16:40,209 --> 01:16:45,728 Can you hear a tingling in the plant system? 798 01:16:46,210 --> 01:16:49,839 Don't move, vegetarian! 799 01:16:50,050 --> 01:16:54,759 I'm hypothesizing you! You're totally hypothesized! 800 01:16:54,969 --> 01:17:00,203 You're not feeling good, you've some dizziness... 801 01:17:00,410 --> 01:17:02,924 You don't have your will anymore! 802 01:17:03,810 --> 01:17:06,529 Attention...acupuncture! 803 01:17:06,730 --> 01:17:08,880 Don't move! Attention... 804 01:17:09,690 --> 01:17:13,808 You're totally caught into a swirl! 805 01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:19,210 Snakes all around your legs! Don't look at them! 806 01:17:19,411 --> 01:17:24,485 Vipers, go back! Cobra, can't you see maybe? 807 01:17:24,691 --> 01:17:28,889 Rattlers, how can I tell you not to come closer to his legs? 808 01:17:29,091 --> 01:17:30,809 Go away! 809 01:17:31,011 --> 01:17:34,084 Beware of boa constrictor! No fear... 810 01:17:34,812 --> 01:17:40,967 Here! A penguin has just appeared on your right. 811 01:17:41,612 --> 01:17:46,288 How nice penguin. It came off really well. 812 01:17:46,652 --> 01:17:51,169 How are you, penguin? It's cold, isn't it? 813 01:17:51,373 --> 01:17:53,887 Look how nice penguin. 814 01:17:54,093 --> 01:17:56,846 Don't move, snakes. 815 01:17:57,053 --> 01:18:00,523 There's really a penguin, no kidding! 816 01:18:00,733 --> 01:18:03,247 It's on your right. 817 01:18:03,453 --> 01:18:08,130 Beware of snakes! 818 01:18:08,334 --> 01:18:11,451 What are you doing, are you throwing them on me? 819 01:18:12,094 --> 01:18:16,610 If the penguin bothers you, I'll make it disappear. 820 01:18:19,454 --> 01:18:22,606 Away! It doesn't want to disappear. 821 01:18:22,935 --> 01:18:26,211 I'm leaving alone, anyway it doesn't bother anyone. 822 01:18:26,415 --> 01:18:29,213 Stay. Sit down, penguin. 823 01:18:29,775 --> 01:18:33,131 Later we'll go and have a cappuccino together. 824 01:18:33,335 --> 01:18:38,410 A cappuccino for me and my penguin. - You disgust me if only I look at you! 825 01:18:43,775 --> 01:18:46,164 How weird is the world. 826 01:18:46,375 --> 01:18:50,846 Once a man was a monkey, do you know? - Yes, and woman was a kangaroo! 827 01:18:51,055 --> 01:18:53,046 Why not? 828 01:18:53,255 --> 01:18:58,091 And where the monkey come from, from a chicken? - Maybe. 829 01:18:58,296 --> 01:19:01,174 And the chicken? - From an egg. - And the egg? 830 01:19:01,376 --> 01:19:03,936 From God. - And God? - Nobody knows. 831 01:19:04,736 --> 01:19:07,296 I know it. 832 01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:11,647 What? - I know it. 833 01:19:14,937 --> 01:19:16,768 Really? - Yes. 834 01:19:16,977 --> 01:19:21,653 And who did tell you? - One who knew but was not allowed to reveal it. 835 01:19:21,857 --> 01:19:25,850 One day he told it by mistake. - What? 836 01:19:26,737 --> 01:19:30,253 We were together at a restaurant. 837 01:19:31,378 --> 01:19:36,372 He looked out and said: "How nice the world! God made it!" 838 01:19:37,338 --> 01:19:41,217 And: "How nice God! He was made by..." 839 01:19:41,658 --> 01:19:44,219 So he revealed it. 840 01:19:45,179 --> 01:19:49,013 So, who did make God? - I'm not allowed to tell you. 841 01:19:49,219 --> 01:19:53,770 Why are you so rude with me? What have I done to you? 842 01:19:53,979 --> 01:19:59,451 See how you are? It's no effort! Tell me the first letter at least. 843 01:20:00,980 --> 01:20:04,893 Ok, "B" . -"B" ... 844 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:07,614 Blond or dark-haired? - Dark-haired. 845 01:20:08,460 --> 01:20:13,898 Dark-haired? Yes, he's one... - Don't tell me, I want to discover him by myself. 846 01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:16,934 Dark-haired with the "B" letter... 847 01:20:17,421 --> 01:20:20,731 Italian? - Italian. 848 01:20:21,541 --> 01:20:24,180 Is he alive? - He's. 849 01:20:24,381 --> 01:20:28,931 How old is he? - 30-35 years old. 850 01:20:29,140 --> 01:20:32,816 Tell me the second letter. -"U" . 851 01:20:33,021 --> 01:20:36,411 "U"? "U". -"B" e "U" . "Bu" . 852 01:20:37,461 --> 01:20:42,251 "Bu" made God, 35 years old, alive. Who could be? 853 01:20:42,461 --> 01:20:44,850 Do you trust in God? - Yes, I do. 854 01:20:45,061 --> 01:20:49,613 Why? Because when I was a child, just to try I said: 855 01:20:50,702 --> 01:20:53,011 "God, if you exist, 856 01:20:53,982 --> 01:20:57,338 in 10 seconds rain!" 857 01:20:57,702 --> 01:21:02,218 After 10 seconds a terrible downpour felt down. 858 01:21:02,422 --> 01:21:07,338 Damn...Do it again, ask him for hail. 859 01:21:07,543 --> 01:21:11,377 You try. - I feel like laughing, I'm afraid. 860 01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:15,656 Go ahead! - May I ask you for something? - Yes. 861 01:21:16,023 --> 01:21:18,935 God, if you exist, 862 01:21:19,343 --> 01:21:22,734 in 10 seconds, snow! 863 01:21:30,464 --> 01:21:36,061 Seven, eight...and nine! It's 9 o' clock. 864 01:21:36,264 --> 01:21:38,300 Miracle! - Which miracle? 865 01:21:39,265 --> 01:21:45,056 Didn't you say "In 10 seconds, nine"? - "Nine" not at all, snow! 866 01:21:45,265 --> 01:21:49,258 I said "snow" . - Snow? 867 01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:53,095 I had heard "nine", to say the truth. - "Nine"? 868 01:21:53,505 --> 01:21:57,385 When you ask for miracles, you must be clear. 869 01:21:57,586 --> 01:22:01,465 You can't say it so badly. 870 01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:06,786 Maybe God is not sure and thinks that you said "nine". 871 01:22:06,986 --> 01:22:12,857 What? Did people start to spell out, when they asked Jesus for miracles? 872 01:22:13,067 --> 01:22:18,618 "Jesus, give me the sight again!" And Jesus: "What? The light?" 873 01:22:18,826 --> 01:22:23,342 "No, the sight! "S" like Sorrento!" Fancy that! 874 01:22:23,546 --> 01:22:27,619 Yes, you must be clear and spell out. 875 01:22:29,107 --> 01:22:32,179 C'mon! Anyway I had said "snow" . 876 01:22:34,307 --> 01:22:39,620 Sorrento, Naples, Orvieto, Wien. Snow, God...snow! 877 01:22:41,907 --> 01:22:43,863 10 seconds. 878 01:22:44,547 --> 01:22:48,063 Tell me the last letter, c'mon! - Hey, c'mon... 879 01:22:49,348 --> 01:22:53,944 Ok, the last one and then that's that. "C" . 880 01:22:54,508 --> 01:22:57,739 "Buc"? -"Buc". 881 01:22:58,228 --> 01:23:01,699 "Buc"...Who can he be? 882 01:23:04,269 --> 01:23:07,659 I know. -"Buc"... 883 01:23:09,469 --> 01:23:11,858 "Buc" ... 884 01:25:14,636 --> 01:25:18,788 fansubs by quidtum August 2013